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Small Loan

When your life wasn't always easy, you ask your father for a small loan of a million dollars.
It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.
Small Loan by funwillfunwill April 29, 2016

small loan

A small loan usually starts off at $1 million. Small loans sometimes are given to washed up managers, and generally memed politicians.
"It was hard for me, it was hard, I grew up in Brooklyn. Y'know, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars..." Donald Trump
small loan by Uber Idiotic Idiot September 8, 2016

Small loan

A small loan is cashcash$$moneymoney given to you by your father, usually the amount is around $1,000,000. This detail is extremely acceptable if your a washed up "business" man and/or a self-electing presidential candidate.
"It has not been easy for me, y'know, I started out in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars." ~Donald Trump
Small loan by Uber Idiotic Idiot August 31, 2016

small loan of a million dollars

A sentence said by Donald Trump, made into a massive meme by the montage parody maker Pyrocynical. 80% of all YouTube comments are exactly this phrase. It is usually followed by a shitload of dollar signs.
Comment 1: SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

small loan of a million dollars

A popular and trending quote originally said by the republican U.S.A. nominee, Donald Trump. The saying has been going around on YouTube, Vine, Etc, and is actually stupid, but it's just somehow funny and ridiculous because the quote ''Small loan of a million dollars'' basically is showing how rich Trump is, and the way he calls it 'Small', which most people could facepalm or give a 'bruh'. Nowadays, most people use it to troll, or use it in jokes to piss people off. Most people do it by interruption.
Person A: "Usually when I go shopping, I end up spending---"
Person B: "--A small loan of a million dollars."
Person A: "Fuck you."

Small loan of a million dollars

A joke used in twitch streams to piss people off. It was inspired by Donald Trump. It uses a glitch in the twitch donation system where you can recall your money but the donation message still appears in the stream.
Here, take this small loan of a million dollars.
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