Professor: Your thesis needs some work. Please stop by my during my office hours.

Student: You were so crazy party last night. I think I love you.
Professor: I think highly of you, but I did not attend said party - and your thesis still requires attention.

Student: SIRD

SIRD by paintresse March 28, 2022

SirDave

A guy who is as pedantic as they come.

Oh my god he is being such a SirDave

SirDave by LanaQuinn June 2, 2018

SirDeadly

SirDeadly is the Guild master of the Hypixel SkyBlock guild known as Flexing Chimps, which is #1 ranked in terms of overall stats and is on top. (#FC ON TOP!!) SirDeadly is a very kind respectful player he is known throughout the community for this - unlike other Hypixel SkyBlock guilds and guild masters.

SirDeadly is one of the nicest players within the end-game Hypixel SkyBlock community.

SirDeadly by FC ON TOP February 27, 2021

SirDimetrious

Called "SirD" for short, describes a coward unwilling to 1v1 someone after saying he would.

A: "Hey SirD! I did what you asked for, now keep your end of the deal and 1v1 me, pussy."

SirD: "No"

B: "I guess SirDimetrious won't fight in a 1v1, then."

SirDimetrious by TheSemiliterateOne April 6, 2022

SirDukTheFirdst

The only person in the world with this username on YouTube if you search it up it’s all you see although no videos (anymore) still the only result

Have you heard of SirDukTheFirdst?

SirDukTheFirdst by SirDukTheFirdst August 5, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026