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SHSATS

The way NYC tries to kill off 90% of their 8th-9th grade population from suicide by annually giving a standardized test that makes any kid who isn't a literal genius want to kill themselves.
I fucking hate the SHSATS, the smartass who made standardized tests a thing should burn is the lowest level of hell.
by glizzydemolisher12345678910 October 23, 2022
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shiatsu

"hand job"

Originated from massage parlours that advertise as shiatsu parlours
Dude, i just robbed 7-Eleven...shiatsu's on me!
by AYI November 12, 2003
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shats and gaggles

a fun way of saying shits and giggles which will add some humor into anything because its so random and awesome.
Megan: hurhurhur LILY IM BRINGING MY CAMERA ON MONDAAAY :DDDDD

Stephen: Dont let her take pictures of you! she said she will shik to them!

Lily: WE BETTER LOOK LIKE DELICIOUS DRAG QUEENS THEN. FOR SHATS AND GAGGLES.
by PromKingBch June 15, 2010
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Shatsin

Shatsin is a person that smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack with Hendricks who also smells like shit. Shatsin eats a lot of dick along with ass hairs
Hey did you see shatsin he smells a little worse today
by Chrystlyerete July 6, 2020
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Shwatsonlock

Noun.
A portmanteau for the slash or yaoi pairing between Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson, from the original Sherlock Holmes books written by Sir. Arthur Conan Doyle.
Sherlock + Watson = Shwatsonlock

It can be argued whether Shwatsonlock is canon or merely fandom, but for this particular definition, I will simply describe it as fandom.

Usually, the term is used to describe a genre/pairing of Fanfiction stories, or Doujinshi.

There are a variety of different series/versions of movies and television shows made of Sherlock Holmes. So, while Shwatsonlock may define the general fandom romantic/sexual relationship between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the interpretation of these characters in fan works will vary from one series/version to another.

For example,
The Robert Downey Jr. interpretation of Sherlock Holmes is VERY different from that of the Jeremy Brett interpretation of Sherlock Holmes.

As such, when reading a Shwatsonlock story/comic, make sure to become aware of the version that the particular story/comic is based off of. Sometimes it makes a difference, sometimes it doesn't. But that is simply a small mindful note that I personally deem important.
I LOVE that scene where they're talking about boyfriends and girlfriends. That was TOTALLY proof of Shwatsonlock!
by Chikan666 March 13, 2011
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Shatsturbation

When you masturbate while shitting, so both explode at the same time.
After last nights shatsturbation, I thought I could die happy. It was pure bliss.
by prosperoust February 4, 2009
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SHSAT

The Specialized High Schools Admissions Test. A test needed to be taken in order to gain acceptance into one of NYC's
most 'gifted schools'. These schools include Stuyvesant High School, Bronx High School of Science, and Brooklyn Technical High School.
The cutoff score for Stuyvesant this year is 590 on the SHSAT. Crap.
by Rebellion December 4, 2007
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