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SHIT SMEARER 

SHIT PHYSICALLY on my FACE but worse how do get to ROLL IT UP, ROLE IT UP , and RULE IT UP.

This is a PARALLELISM FRAME.

AARON FIWATSON has the neck tattoo that appears on SWAN SONG one of LED ZEPPELIN record company labels and it is consummated.
ME is a SHIT SMEARER as someone has taken possession of the CURSE PURSE and I met the other day as " he is on a call right now" and for a little he was walking around in circles with the CURSE PURSE , as quite a JIGSAW PUZZLE to try to solve as powerful paradox CIRCULAR REASONING as an IMPASSE for anybody to say the least as well with MORTALITY TABLE CONSTRUCTION not a smooth demographic by no means to RESOLVE anywhere.

I know exactly what to do to go absent at the MANDATORY SEX PARTY and what that is for this MANDATORY SHIT SMEAREE and SHIT SMEARER as releasee those other place garments.

Both AARON ANAL ALAN ELECTRICITY LOTS OF OTHERS and the AMAZON WONDER are the greatest SHIT SMEARER as it is pretty neat when you " GIMME A LITTLE SIGN" , "tell me about your BABY as talking about the PHYSICAL GRAFFITI in the STALLS of RESTROOMS is the toast of the town and the top prize goes to that CARTOON PENIS and second is which in GOOGLE ALPHABET'S EYES is I HATE to tell you as just like ADELSON PICHAI says with the PAGE "WHAT DIFFERENCE DO YOU (SEX ACT) WANT? and furthermore where is that DIZZY GAY person as I have this 45 rpm gift as " HORRAY FOR HAZEL" , " she put me down , she made me a clown. And by the way , on the RIM is that BLOW JOB here on stage because EVERYBODY LOVE'S A CLOWN especially all those PLAYBOYS and PLAYGIRLS.
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MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER 

CONSISTS OF multiple SEX ACTS done to a MANDATORY SHITEATER who has to do or has done to them at a MANDATORY SEX PARTY iwhich is MANDATORY to attend so you won't get arrested.
OK, do this guy in AFRICA had SHIT SMEARED everywhere by others all over their anatomy and ANAL ALAN the SHIT you just made the as the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER as at the MANDATORY SEX PARTY you will be told to take off all your clothes go to the STAGE where you are asked and hand the cannisters of SHIT too the STAGE EMCEE and the ones responsible will be the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARERS as all over your body you being the SHIT SMEAREE they will SMEAR SHIT and in order to GO IN DRY as you did they have to first let all the SHIT dry as they do have the SHIT FANS as you've seen them and by you ANAL ALAN standing where the SHIT HITS THE FAN. drying your SHIT and after all the SHIT DRIES you get TRAUMAUCKING A PEDOPHILE TREATMENT where they go in dry as the ASSH0LE has been prepared for the SEX ASSHOLE DICK BALLS ORGY at the SPORTS BAR where the origin of TICK TOCK SPLOTCH , TIK TOK SPLOTCH, TICK TOK SPLOTCH , and TIK TOCK SPLOTCH rule as well as you must MANDATORY CUM at the SEX PARTY.

Hagerstown Shit Smearer 

A mere legend who comes from the slums of Elicot community. Smearing their own feces on the walls and stalls. They reside in Hagerstown dorm, supposedly on the 3rd floor...

What could they possibly be eating at the y?
No one knows who or what this individual is thinking.

Beware of the shit smearer, he could be any one of us.

Shit-Smeared Monocle

Noun: The opposite of rose tinted glasses.
When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.

smeared shit across the cunt 

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.
She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.
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