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shit bands 

The plural for a band that makes bad music
Nickelback. Sounds like a bunch of guys with IVFs in their arms and flowers in their hair, pulling one last tune out of their asses before they get executed by baboons on some weird island. This is one of many shit bands.
shit bands by Annaisjesus December 8, 2007
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SHIT BANDS 

99 percent of the shit that's on Myspace.
Joff: Hey dood, check out me new band homeboy, were on myspace man, we gonna be massive dood.

Rab: Not tonight mate, washing me hair.

Joff: But dood, we gonna be massive n stuff! Aiiiight! I got contacts me.

Rab: Sunshine, all the advertisement in the world won't make you a better band. Now fuck off, you little flid. Tsssk, shit bands and myspace go together like flies and shit.
SHIT BANDS by heresyourchair January 6, 2010

really shit band 

anything that is listened to by townies
that so solid crew are a really shit band
really shit band by JimmyK September 18, 2003

Really Shit Band 

Most often, a band of little musical talent or significance whatsoever. Usually, the type of band which your one crazy, musically incompetent friend listens to and rips guitar tab from off the internet in an attempt to impress others who could not tell the difference between a Really Shit Band and the sound of their own head imploding from horrible sounds the rest of us are subjected to.
I kicked Mark in the balls and he sounded like a Really Shit Band.
Really Shit Band by Coiked April 13, 2004

Shit Band 

Panic! At the Disco, New Metallica, Fallout Boy, Korn, and Slipknot.

Antonym:
Dream Theater, Marilyn Manson, Tool
The above are all shit bands.
Shit Band by Raphael Faunus December 14, 2008

really shit band 

blazin squad
westlife
s club 8
these are all fukin shit and need to be lined up against a wall and shot
*im a twat im a twat im a twat*
*pooooooooooooooo*
really shit band by louise April 11, 2004

shit-ass band

D12 is a shit-ass band.
shit-ass band by Anonymous August 8, 2003
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