SHART EWS (Early Warning System)
The body’s way of communicating a change in sensation that discriminates between semi-solids and gas in the colon. Combined with the anal proximity alert system it is your underwear's last line of defense.
Her pupils dilated as her SHART EWS (Early Warning System) went into full klaxon mode- eyes desperately scanning the horizon for the nearest portapotty.
SHART EWS (Early Warning System) by Whirlysplat October 24, 2026