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1. Shifty
2. A person so good looking, upon lookin at him/her you will go blind.

See Also: Shifty
Shifty is so sexah!
Damn, Shifty is sexah!
sexah by Speed July 20, 2004
thats what my gf meaghan is..and toni is jealous cuz she says im gay for talking about meaghan so much..scroll down on that page..she's chocolate ahahahah
Meaghan is so damn freakin sexah!
sexah by matt July 24, 2003

sexamination 

A couple mutually performing a physical examination of their genitals following sexual intercourse. Sexaminations are very popular among med school students, since it allows them to combine their scientific interest with sexual practice.
Guy: Dayuuum, you were tremendous today!
Gal: Thanks, honey! So were you. But can we do a sexamination now?
Guy: Sure, who's first?

Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: We had sex and then my girlfriend wanted to do a routine sexamination.
Guy 1: Nerds.
sexamination by Asoku Mopen May 14, 2014

SeahawksJoe 

A man that all he talks about is the seahawks. Even though he never liked the Seahawks before the became good. Basically the typical Seahawks fan. Always wears Seahawks his jersey.
Person 1: he did you see that guy that talks about the Seahawks.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: He is SeahawksJoe
Person 2: What a Fag
SeahawksJoe by Youknooowmmeee March 18, 2016

Seahorse Blue

Slightly lighter than royal blue with a twist, soon to be a proud member of the Dulux colour chart! Tell your friends!
Edwin: "Holy Moses, the sky had turned a wonderful seahorse blue! ITS THE RETURN OF THE DINOSAURS NOOOO"

George: "Sweet."
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Marvin: "Remember that one time TWO Citroens were the same model and BOTH were SEAHORSE BLUE!? Fanfriggingtastic"

Godfrey: "I like trains."
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Hugh: "Hello, my name is Hugh Jass and my favorite colour is seahorse blue"

Mike: "..."

Twatface: "So I says to Bill..."
Seahorse Blue by handydoubleuu March 18, 2011

Seahorse Blue

A very specific (and rubbish) shade of rusted blue, often used to insult pre-90s cars.
A: See that Peugot 106? Havnt seen one of them in years!
B: Yeah, its even turned a nice shade of Seahorse Blue
Seahorse Blue by jimmythedove April 23, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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