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segs

To have sexual intercourse. Another word for sex to disguise it in front of authority.
Douchey: That chick has some tig ol' bitties. On a scale of 1 to definitely, what are my chances of having segs with her?
Friend: I'd say highly unlikely.
by Aandy July 3, 2008
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segs

(1) misspelling of the word "sex"
(2) Egg sex
(1) "wanna have segs?" "how do you misspell while talking, in real life?"
(2) *egg noise*
by Foxehlol March 19, 2022
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segs with forso

segs with forso
-i had segs with forso
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Segs toy

A really coooool dude that every female likes
Woah did you see Segs toy hes so cool, i wish i could be him
by Segs toy January 29, 2021
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segs toy

A churro

very sexy
dawg
past mod
segs toy
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by Hhhhaaaaaass April 2, 2021
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SEGS MONKEY

SEGS MONKEY IS SEGS MONKEY!!!1!!!!!1!1!11!!!!!11!1!!! SEGSSS
"IMMA SEGS MONKEY!!!1!1!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!" SEGSSSSS
by hughest jass December 2, 2020
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Uogh Segs

A phrase used by Takeshi to denote his desire for s*x (or his extreme arousal at the car in front of him).
Uogh Segs!!!

SEGS!!!

I... I'm not doing segs!

My...

My whole existence!

Has truly!

BECOME SEGS!

SEGS!!!

"Stop, Takeshi! Your body can't handle much more of this!"

No! I've become sex! Definitely become... segs!

SEGS!!!

SEGS!!!

"Stop! You're gonna die, Takeshi!"

"Are you still going to do it?! Even if it means cutting your life short?!"

SHUT UP!!

I'LL HAVE SEGS...

...EVEN IF I DIE!!!

SEGS!!!
by Es_Gaud December 5, 2021
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