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Scottie Pippen 

When a man humbly accepts that he doesn't stand a chance with the woman he is talking to and, instead of being a cockblocker, he sets up his much better looking and successful friend with an assist. As a result, both men end up winners.
Guy 1: Hey, bro, you remember that hot ass blonde you Scottie Pippen'd me last week?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot as hell.

Guy 1: She's got a friend that's just as hot. Want me to hook you up?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, that's what teamwork is all about.
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Scottie Pippen 

NBA hall of famer who won 6 titles while playing for the Chicago Bulls alongside Michael Jordan. Most famous for blocking Justin Bieber's jumpshot during the 2011 NBA All-Star Celebrity Game.
Scottie Pippen: Go back to Canada pussy!
Scottie Pippen by D-robs March 6, 2011

Scottie pippen 

A god amuong us that played for the Chicago bulls
I'm gonna dunk like Scottie pippens
Scottie pippen by Dickfiddler69 March 21, 2016

SCOTTIE PIPPEN 

The simple G.O.A.T of basketball Michael Jordan was carried by him.
Michael Jordan is nothing without Scottie Pippen.

Scottie Pippen 

To have a large swollen bump on your head, similar to Scottie Pippen in the 96-97 NBA Playoffs, when he was hit by a Alonzo Mourning elbow.
Damn!!! Look at that Scottie Pippen on his head!!!
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