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Sasuage And Bacon 

When A guy sticks his penis in a girls anus and makes her squeal like a pig!
Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!
Sasuage And Bacon by SlopNChop October 31, 2016
Claudia : O wow I was working out with Chad yesterday and his Sasuage was buldging through his shorts!
Kiersten : Yes he does have some nice Sasuage did you know it was 14 inches long I should know as many times as I sucked it!
Claudia : Yeah I know he let me massage it and suck it right there in the gym!
Kiersten : Yeah but I bet he didn't stick it in your tight pussy and make you moan!
Claudia : Actually he did and he fucked me in the ass too!
Kiersten : Well I bet he didn't tie you up and make you squeal like a pig with his Sasuage inside your body for like an hour!
Claudia : No that sounds retarded!
Kiersten : Ha Ha I win!
Claudia : Grow Up!
Sasuage by SlopNChop April 6, 2017

Gentlemans sasuage 

Oh yes chump look at that gentlemans sasusage
Gentlemans sasuage by fadnams October 11, 2019

sasuage wallet 

ruby and bridgette are big sasuage wallets.
sasuage wallet by dusanmandic October 1, 2007

raisin sasuage 

when you put a sasuage in the microwave for too long and it looks like..
"HELP!!"
"what happened wife!!"
"i microwaved my sasuage for too long now its a raisin sasuage :,("
raisin sasuage by siralxoll February 22, 2022
Look at that sasuage!
But it's so small.
Sasuage by CakeCat July 31, 2018