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Stupidity Assesment Test. A test given in high school that judges your worth as a human being. the lower the score, the more expendable you are to the government.
@#$%! I got a 400 on my SAT, so now I'm a public servant!
by Detranova July 29, 2003
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The SAT is a test used for undergraduate admissions in US universities that measures your ability to wake up at an ungodly hour on a Saturday morning, your ability to shade in what seems like millions of bubbles using a number 2 pencil; and your ability to sit still for over 3 and half hours with limited breaks.
"You got a 200 on one of the sections of the SAT! Oh! Maybe you miss-aligned all of your answers, and noticed when you got to the last question..."
by Anna_Banana239 November 04, 2011
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Suicide Assessment Test- this tests your ability to not commit suicide before taking a really hard test.
Can't...take it...going to...fail SAT*phew* finished.*drops*
by divide October 20, 2005
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a test that was created to judge your ability to answer questions that will never affect your life in the 75 years you will be here, used to help determine your ability to perform well in college
Clyde: Did you take the new SAT yet

Me: Yes I can't believe i paid to sit for 3 hours and have a backache
by Diablo45 November 01, 2006
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A standardized test taken by most high school Juniors and Seniors in order to qualify for college admittance and scholarships. Generally disliked by many students, this test is often called an acrnoym for Satan Approved Torture.
"Do you wanna hang out on Saturday?"
"No, I can't. I'm taking the SAT."
"That test is pure torture."
by AReallyWhiteKid October 13, 2011
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Just big fucking bullshit that you have to take in high school. This is meant for colleges such as USC, Stanford, UC or Ivy League schools to judge how smart or dumb you are. Whats the point about it when you have class grades? So fuck it cause it wastes time and thinking.
Teacher: Alright class get prepared for the SAT class coming next week.
Classmate: Yeah, well if we don't do well on the dumb ass exam we can always go to community college.
by AdomC March 09, 2015
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