Acronym for a person that is "Single And Ready to Mingle."
Word is commonly used as a noun, although it can be used as an adjective.
Word is commonly used as a noun, although it can be used as an adjective.
Chad: "Are any hotties coming to the party tonight?"
Todd: "Yeah, Gertrude is coming. She is a total SARM!"
Chad: "Hooray! I'll try to hit that!"
Todd: "Yeah, Gertrude is coming. She is a total SARM!"
Chad: "Hooray! I'll try to hit that!"
by MDSMooth February 21, 2009
(mating monkeys)
child: mommy what kind of monkeys are those mommy?
Mother: those are SARM monkeys sweetie
child: what does sarm mean mommy?
Mother: you will learn that when you are older sweetie (recites sexually active rampaging monkeys in the back of her head)
child: mommy what kind of monkeys are those mommy?
Mother: those are SARM monkeys sweetie
child: what does sarm mean mommy?
Mother: you will learn that when you are older sweetie (recites sexually active rampaging monkeys in the back of her head)
by megfishie December 03, 2007
SARMs are Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators. SARMs are good for building bigger muscles faster. You take them orally.
Just remember to properly measure out your dosage with an eye dropper or syringe, whatever suits you best.
Many people like to make a science out of it, but simply drinking the liquid SARMs and following them up with a chaser like coffee, orange or grapefruit juice is enough to do the job. It will also help with the strong taste of liquid SARMs.
You’ll have to drink at least two to three glasses of juice/coffee to get the taste completely out of your mouth.
Just remember to properly measure out your dosage with an eye dropper or syringe, whatever suits you best.
Many people like to make a science out of it, but simply drinking the liquid SARMs and following them up with a chaser like coffee, orange or grapefruit juice is enough to do the job. It will also help with the strong taste of liquid SARMs.
You’ll have to drink at least two to three glasses of juice/coffee to get the taste completely out of your mouth.
by HawaiianPunch1 January 01, 2022
by Sarms June 01, 2021
Sarmed (Also Sarmad) (From Ancient Arabic سرمد) is a natural body that is awesome, sexy, and to whom everyone looks up to. Girls go mad when they see Sarmeds, but they give them no attention, and that makes the girls want them even more. They are also diabolical geniuses, and love to tease little children and their friends. They are also someone who have a lot experience about life which helps them trick people into thinking they are stupid.
Run! It's a Sarmed! I heard they're stupid!
Exactly why he's a Sarmed, that's what he wants us to think
But everyone loves him, he's stupid.
Exactly why he's a Sarmed, that's what he wants us to think
But everyone loves him, he's stupid.
by Longbow1337 April 09, 2011
by Sarm Pac June 28, 2003
by Bob Wilson May 31, 2003