Bozo

An Eton educated buffoon that ends up being promoted way beyond their ability, to say Prime Minister of England.
Typical traits are complete incompetence, bluster, relentless boosterism, glib catchphrases and embarrassing fluster and deflection whenever questioned by others about their latest failure.

1300 more covid deaths today, I wonder what blustering Bozo is going to come out with at 5pm

by lopburimonkey January 8, 2021

SARM

SARMs (selective androgen receptor modulators) are a novel type of drug designed for gym going teenage boys with broccoli hair who have ‘reached their natty limit’ (after 4 weeks of training), to give them liver, lipid and endocrine system problems before they hit 20. these drugs mimic anabolic steroids and can yield up to zero kg of muscle gain when combined with a daily 50 sets of pointless chest and arm fluff, no legs, 10 minutes of tik tok scrolling and a diet that would be insufficient for a 90 year old bedridden pensioner. if the teen is lucky they may end up on proper steroids (TRT) and make some gains, but many give up after a few months or worse, take up crossfit.

I’m on 100mg day Rad-140 bro, it’s a SARM so it’s safe cos the tren twits on YouTube said so.. I reckon I’ll hit 60kg bench on it!

by lopburimonkey July 29, 2025