s.s.s. 

Acronym for Sudden Shit Syndrome.

Describes the acute onset of the urgent need to shit. In most cases, diarrhea. This is the kind of shit that you simply can't hold it. Your ass cannot relax or there will be a disaster.

person 1: "John, why the HELL are you driving like that? Slow down!"

person 2: (standing up while driving) "I'm about to seriously shit my pants! I gotta get to a bathroom!!!"

person 1: "yep, sounds like you have a serious case of S.S.S. my friend."

s.s.s. by krl0309 April 11, 2010

s.s.s. 

Sweaty sack syndrome

Dude, i totally had some S.S.S. after our game.

Really? thats ballin cuz i had ibs(itchy ball syndrome.

P.S. Natalie is hott

s.s.s. by Sharpie is cool December 16, 2008

S.S.S. 

acronym: short sweet songs. other way you can say this is by, triple S.

i love playing a S.S.S. on piano, sounds beautiful.

S.S.S. by rubchar August 17, 2009

S.S.S. 

Seriously Shifty Situation

downtown at night
Creepy cashier: Hey, wanna see something in my back room?
Kid 1: um no...
*kids run*
Kid 2: MAN THAT WAS SO S.S.S.!!!!

S.S.S. by Cory Fischer June 2, 2008

S.S.S. 

Stupid
Spanish
Spics


derived from a NYC crew

Doze niggas reppin S's?

S.S.S. by S.S.S. February 6, 2005

S.S.S. 

Smart, Strong & Sexy
Used for someone who is great looking as well as excelling academically and athletically.
Can be for both women and men.
Could be used to rizz them up.

Kevin: Damn bro, that's the hot girl who has all A's and can kick ass.
Raphael: Yeah dude, she's S.S.S.
Kevin: What's that?
Raphael: Smart, Strong and Sexy

S.S.S. by TheLoneSigma6769 October 8, 2025

S S S 

Shit, Shower and Shave - Used to indiate that you will be getting ready for work or out for a night on the town.

1. Dude, I'll be there in an hour. I just need to finish my (three S / S S S) regimen.

2. I'll be there before the game starts. I just need to Shit, Shower and Shave.

S S S by Jeff Mahoney January 1, 2006