SYMPTOMS: The condition manifests in human males as aggressive positioning, displays of attempted superiority, and physical aggressiveness.
CAUSE: The condition is caused by males being born with undersized genetalia. This leads to social imbalance and a above normal drive for over compensation.
WARNING SIGNS: Small dick usaully accompanied my obsessive behaviours usually involving sports, firearms, or automobiles.
SEE ALSO: micropenis
FRIEND 1:John showed up to the club thinking he was a boss. Wouldn't shut up about how fast his truck is.
FRIEND 2: It's probably just S.P.A.S., all his exs say he is 2 inches.
the only place on the net where you can 'publicly' vent your anger by calling your teacher a s.p.a.m is this site- that IMHO should be banned altogether- called ratemyteacher.com
Sane People for the Advancement of Common Sense. A group trying to eliminate those who spam on Youtube videos (Please don't read this! You'll be kissed on the nearest possible Friday if you post this on three more videos! Press F5 and you're crush's name will appear on the screen. It's scary, because it works!) and putting things like ●•·нєαятz·•● after their user names, and other things.
"I just joined S.P.A.C.S. after Ashley sent me another chain text. Ugh, I could kill her."