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S.F.P.

Sleeps Fo' Pretenders. A sentiment originally expressed by gangstas and other ruffians, but now simply reiterated by college and overworked high school kids. Sometimes used to ridicule their lazy counterparts.
Mark: Hey buddy, why'd you sleep all Bio class?
Kyle: I was all night finishing up an essay for Spanish and studying for my Subject SATs.
Mark: Haha, that's rough, I just played video games and then got, like, eight hours of sleep.
Kyle: S.F.P., motherfucker.
by SFP. October 14, 2011
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A.S.A.F.P.

Get your ass down here A.S.A.F.P.
by asdfqwer1234 January 15, 2009
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P.F.S.O

Stands for Possibility For Significant Other, a person whom you have a crush on, and you know has a crush on you, but you just haven't started dating yet.
A: Have you and C hooked up yet?
B: Naw, we're just P.F.S.O's right now.
by Joe Jockstrap December 3, 2005
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F.P.S.

Abbreviation for First Person Shooter", a video game in which the player sees from the perpective of the main game character, or in the "first person". These games usually involve some type of weapon, usually a gun, of which the end of the barrel can usually be seen at the bottom of the screen, as if the player is looking down the gun.
Some examples of F.P.S.'s include Battlefield 1942, Half-Life, Doom (perhaps being the most famous, and arguably the first real F.P.S), Red Faction, and the Medal of Honor series.
by Pork King April 4, 2006
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F.P.S.I.H

The Acronym used for the condition known as a First-Person-Shooter Induced Headache,which is a headache that is induced from playing too much first person shooters in one sitting.
Kyle: Hey Ken, you wanna play some Modern Warfare 2?

Ken: No thanks man, I got an F.P.S.I.H from playing it this morning.
by ITSAP3RS0N June 17, 2010
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"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"
by anonymous April 15, 2022
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P.S.F.

(Acronym) N. - Professional Sneaker F***er - One who engages in the act of having sex with a sneaker. Usually male. The male usually rubs his penis on the outside of the shoe or inside the shoe until orgasm. Sometimes the participant simply masturbates and "comes" into or on the shoe itself. Very popular among exhibitionists.

This is usually a self-given title.
by A. P. Finkelstein III January 8, 2009
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