ryderdale 

An old timey holiday that falls on the Wednesday after Labor day. This special time we remember the many specialy trained canines who used to deliver bananas to the homeless and less fortunite. This Celebration continues through the weekend. Many celebrites including an ex pres. continue the tradition. People from all over the are urged to eat bananas for five days straight.

Did you know Obama celebrates Ryderdale?
Holy shit I ate so many bananas last Ryderdale.

ryderdale by Ryderdale September 27, 2022

Ryderdale 

Ryderdale is An old Anglo-Saxon holiday. Comprised of specially trained canines that delivered bananas to homeless people as well as the less fortunate. Countless lives were forever changed by this philanthropy. This celebration takes place the Wednesday following labor day through the weekend. People are urged to remember this kindness by eating and incorporating many bananas in honor of these heroes for the duration of the week.

Ryderdale is a great American holiday!

Ryderdale by Ryderdale October 8, 2022

Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy 

Better known as RKA 141, Ratchet Kid Academy, or Retarded Kid Academy by some. Consists of countless treeshes, fuckboys, thots, more treeshes, staircases for weed smoking and dick sucking, juul rooms (what even is a bathroom sksjsj). Everyone wants to be hood and act like they’re about it when they literally live in Pussy ass Riverdale. The auditorium hasn’t been renovated in years, and everyone knows where the money to fix it really goes 👀👀.

“Why does that group of kids over there act like they wanna be hardcore or some shit?”
“They’re from Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy.”
“Oh, you mean RKA! Lol”

Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy by beckfis March 10, 2019

Riverdale 

A dark twist on the archie comic books, that are all "rainbows and sunshines" This teen dramaa (indeed dramatic it is) is addicting.like.a...drug. News flash archie is a total smoke show and miss grundy is youngg and *cough* likes to get it on with young guys. Whats up with that?

(Random teen): Have you seen last nights episode of riverdale

(Teen #2): Yeah, Cheyrl went bat shit crazy
Christy: #Bughead or #Varchie?

Riverdale by IMadeYouReadThisXD October 31, 2017

Riverdale Middle School 

A school in a very small town in Illinois. The students there are gay cock-sucking bitches. Riverdale can suck my ass dry because it is very gay

Guy one: Ew that girl is super ugly wtf????
Guy two: Yeah she goes to riverdale middle school.
Guy one: oh yeah im not surprised

Riverdale Middle School by urmomgayyyyyyyy March 18, 2019

Riverdale 

The town that Archie and the gang gang live in.

"OMG THE SERPENTS ARE GOING TO RIVERDALE HIGH"

Riverdale by Smdyascaryassbitch January 1, 2018

Riverdale 

A dark twist on the archie comic books, that are all "rainbows and sunshines" This teen dramaa (indeed dramatic it is) is addicting.like.a...drug. News flash archie is a total smoke show and miss grundy is youngg. Was up with that.

(Random teen): Have you seen last nights episode of riverdale
(Teen #2): Yeah, Cheyrl went bat shit crazy
Christy: #Bughead or #Varchie?

Riverdale by IMadeYouReadThisXD October 30, 2017