Ryanna Durham

A Roman Warrior living in modern times. Ryannas often ride their mother's bike to collect tasty YooHoo treats that often give them explosive diarrhea. It is Turkish folklore that if a Huntavos and a Ryanna come into contact, the world can end in the time it takes to watch an episode of Full House.

I was cleaning the bathroom the other day and found the remains of a Ryanna Durham.

by Joshua P. Oleander May 3, 2011