When you infiltrate a girls anus after she's had an episode of explosive diarrhea and pull out and rub your member all over her as if you were staining the wood on your porch.
Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"
by ReubenOnRye January 10, 2016
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Last night i gave Ahmed a rusty pochahontas. His eyes were certainly opened. Unfortunatley he soon left me for need of more scat in his sex life.
by Merisua May 18, 2007
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