1 definition by ReubenOnRye
When you infiltrate a girls anus after she's had an episode of explosive diarrhea and pull out and rub your member all over her as if you were staining the wood on your porch.
Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"
by ReubenOnRye November 8, 2015