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Russian day 

The Russian day is a unit of time that is approximately two months.

Many parts of Russia are bathed in sunlight for twenty-four hours a day for over two months, thus saying something took a whole Russian day means it took a very long time, a couple months at least.
We have nintey-percent peroxide, made without vacuum distillation, and it only took a Russian day!
Russian day by celery godulus December 30, 2021

Russian Snow Day

The act of having sex in the blistering snow, while wearing fur coats.
My friend had a Russian Snow Day yesterday ; he recieved an extreme case of phallic frostbite.

Russia Day

-Hey what day is it today?
-Oh today is Russia Day