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Russian Towelette

When you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked.
Husband: Son be careful im playing Russian Towelette.
Son: Ewww Dad. Dont forget a towel next time.
by C/Cpt. MSG! March 16, 2011
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Russian Toilette

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
by tnear January 23, 2011
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