A country with a very rich history and amazing culture existed until 1991. Now it's so called "Russian Federation" controlled by greedy "new russians" who don't care about anyone or anything and just stealing and ruining what was created before them by Soviet Union and before that.
Russian police : Hey you there, speed limite was 60 km/h and you were going like 250
Dude: Here's 10 $ for ya bustard
Russian police: All right! Good day to you my friend! Oh, by the way, may i wash your car?
Russian with brain: Screw this governement, they didn't create democracy or anything. The factories don't work and no one is taking us seriously. And this reforms... now i have to pay 2500 rubels for electricity insted of 300.
by Der Ivan May 11, 2006
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The most ruthless country on earth. All they want is to invade other countries only to be kicked out pitifully. Russia is responsible for millions of deaths torture, imprisonments and crime against humanity. It is a country which pretends to be democratic but obviously they never understand what democracy is. But it is not their fault they were all born under communism. They know nothing more than killing and destroying. Now a days all the Russians have to do is to suck America's cock to ignore their crimes in Chechnya.
1- Three lions were relaxing and talking to each other:
1st lion : Last month I happened to eat a French tourist and every time I take a shit there comes a nice perfume fragrance out!
2nd lion : I ate a Japanese two months ago and still every time I take a shit there come camera films out!
3rd lion frustrated: six months ago I ate a Russian general and every time I take a shit there are still medals that come out!!!
2- In Russia they wear big hats over their hollow heads.
by lotr June 28, 2005
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A cold shit hole on a fucking ice cap that people actually call a country. Most Russians are drunk,violent,stupid,rude and needs to stop dreaming of the past and sucking on Lenin's dick.
If you are a Russian that still supports the (DEAD)USSR and its beliefs, then you are a SOVIET PIG!
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A country whose slavonic people wold still live in cave in Ural if it wasn't for almighty Bulgarian Empire to send them Cyrilic alphabet and scholars to teach them to read and write.
Person 1:Who gave Russia the alphabet it uses today?

Person 2:The bulgarians
by Nemski December 02, 2006
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Russia is Nazi state in Asia. Russia are full with pidarasi which are ill with HIV and Aids. Russia is always poor.

99 % of Russians are stupid cunts. Also Russian Nazi leader Putin is known as pidar.
-What is the biggest Nazi state?
-It is Russia!
by norussianoproblem May 13, 2009
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Country that pretended to be yugoslavias friend throughout all the european wars, and now pretends to be an ally of serbia. Altough they profit from every time they "save" serbia and former Yugoslavia. One such example being the Kosovo crisis, when they entered Pristina (Kosovos Capital) and demanded money from America. They got paid, and left, the end.
Serb : "Russia will save us!!!"
2 seconds later, shot in the head
by SerBSPeeD September 25, 2005
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The country where most of the mysterious fofudia wearers live. All they do nowadays is defending the primordial Russian/Orthodox(christian)/communist ideology* on the web against their eternal enemy the West and its mercenaries from Ukraine, Georgia & Baltic states, as you can see in the definitions below. In their spare time they laud the Luminary Putin.

* Can you imagine people who love the last czar shot by the commies and the commies themselves? Or people that join what they think is Christianity with what they think is heritage of their pagan ancestors? Well, it's how they are, the mysterious fofudia wearers.
1) Who's now playing jazz, will bought be by the West!
2) Blame the Jews if there's no juice!
(Russian f-wearers usual sayings)
by Pstchan September 14, 2007
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