Russel the Tussel is the most fearsome pirate to ever sail the seven seas. When children see him, they are stricken with fear. He walks silently through hallways before raping his son brutally. He is a force to be reckoned with.
Russel the Tussel crept through the hallways, and he lunged into his son's room, and fucked him with his pirate meat cutlass
by MidnightMeatshank September 5, 2011
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To date only three people have actually been stupid enough to Tussle with the Russell: a paparazzi guy that Russell Brant punched in the face, Jesse Lott, and Coley Kelly (the latter of the three suffered most serious consequences)
To date only three people have actually been stupid enough to Tussle with the Russell: a paparazzi guy that Russell Brant punched in the face, Jesse Lott, and Coley Kelly (the latter of the three suffered most serious consequences)
Jesse: So you want to Pester the Jester?
Daniel A. Russell: Jesse, don't go Tussling With The Russell.
Mason: Oh Damn Jesse you done went and Fucked Up
Jesse: Shit I left you wide open for that one...
Daniel A. Russell: Jesse, don't go Tussling With The Russell.
Mason: Oh Damn Jesse you done went and Fucked Up
Jesse: Shit I left you wide open for that one...
by Master Alchemist July 26, 2011
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