Russel the Tussel 

Russel the Tussel is the most fearsome pirate to ever sail the seven seas. When children see him, they are stricken with fear. He walks silently through hallways before raping his son brutally. He is a force to be reckoned with.

Russel the Tussel crept through the hallways, and he lunged into his son's room, and fucked him with his pirate meat cutlass

Russel the Tussel by MidnightMeatshank September 5, 2011

Tussling With The Russell 

Russell Tussling or Tussling With The Russell is an incredibly serious act of Up Fuckery in which one foolishly or misguidedly attempted to engaged a or THE Russell such as Russell Brant or Daniel A Russell.
To date only three people have actually been stupid enough to Tussle with the Russell: a paparazzi guy that Russell Brant punched in the face, Jesse Lott, and Coley Kelly (the latter of the three suffered most serious consequences)

Jesse: So you want to Pester the Jester?

Daniel A. Russell: Jesse, don't go Tussling With The Russell.

Mason: Oh Damn Jesse you done went and Fucked Up

Jesse: Shit I left you wide open for that one...

Tussling With The Russell by Master Alchemist July 26, 2011