Russell's Law 

A law that states that all women are bisexual to some degree.

"Why are those two groping each other's breasts?"
"Russell's Law."

Russell's Law by Dr_President May 27, 2009

russel simmons 

Some bald twat that capitalized on a renegade culture and managed to twist it into a soul-less money machine.

That Russel Simmons is a real piece of shit.

russel simmons by TheRealJohne February 22, 2008

russel shterban 

A poor smelly lill jewish boy who lives in millville with his dad and Two sisters, I feel bad for him!

Damn!! Whens the last time you took a shower

russel shterban by james brown April 4, 2003

Russel Stover

The act of defecating in another person's mouth for sexual pleasure/humiliation.

I was at Betsy's house last night, and right as she was about to go down on me, I suprised her and shat in her mouth. Russel Stover for life.

Russel Stover by B-rett Bizzowers July 28, 2008

Russell's Law 

The hotter a girl is on the internet, the more likely it is she is fake and/or has a penis.

Jack: So what happened with you and that cute Asian girl you met online?
Craig: Russell's Law.
Jack: Oh...

Jack: How big was it?

Russell's Law by The Doooooooom September 7, 2016

hit it over the head with russell's teapot 

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.

Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

hit it over the head with russell's teapot by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012

Russell's ball 

A ball that no longer has the will to live in Russell's sack

Russell's ball commited suicide

Russell's ball by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024