Russell's Law
Russell's Law by Dr_President May 27, 2009
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russel simmons
Some bald twat that capitalized on a renegade culture and managed to twist it into a soul-less money machine.
russel simmons by TheRealJohne February 22, 2008
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russel shterban
A poor smelly lill jewish boy who lives in millville with his dad and Two sisters, I feel bad for him!
russel shterban by james brown April 4, 2003
Russel Stover
I was at Betsy's house last night, and right as she was about to go down on me, I suprised her and shat in her mouth. Russel Stover for life.
Russel Stover by B-rett Bizzowers July 28, 2008
Russell's Law
Jack: So what happened with you and that cute Asian girl you met online?
Craig: Russell's Law.
Jack: Oh...
Jack: How big was it?
Craig: Russell's Law.
Jack: Oh...
Jack: How big was it?
Russell's Law by The Doooooooom September 7, 2016
hit it over the head with russell's teapot
When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.
This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.
hit it over the head with russell's teapot by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012
Russell's ball
Russell's ball by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
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