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Rules of Zombieland

A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.
First 4 rules of zombieland

Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)

and many more
by Ginsu48 October 4, 2009
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