Rules 1-36

Rules 1-36 should be the only excepted rules of the internet, as rules 37+ start to devolve into mindless, unfunny, repeated, and contradictory bullshit.

Lol rule 37 am i rite?
No, only Rules 1-36 are 'rite' yah wee cunt

by HipstaSquirrel November 1, 2016

Rule 136

If you're offered a drink, you must accept the drink unless said giver has a criminal record

Bartender: Could I offer you boys some vodka?
Guy 1: Sure, I could use a drink
Guy 2: *Dude, rule 136, he murdered the last guy that had sex with his ex*
Guy 1: *shit*

by Anonymous 385865 December 5, 2012