Rule 53
Garth: Man see that girl over there eyeing me...shes rubbing her nipple.
Mark: Rule 53 dude.
Garth: shit
Mark: Rule 53 dude.
Garth: shit
Rule 53 by Alixfoxlolz October 5, 2009
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Rule 536
Rule 536 states: "if it exists, there is a phobia of it."
Everyone is scared of something.
The number 536 comes from the year 536, which was nominated as the worst year in history to be alive.
This is the dark version of Rule 34.
Everyone is scared of something.
The number 536 comes from the year 536, which was nominated as the worst year in history to be alive.
This is the dark version of Rule 34.
Chad: "Man, I have a serious Rule 536 for spiders."
Brian: "Dude, I have a Rule 536 for green bubblegum."
Chad: "Bruuuuuuh."
Brian: "Dude, I have a Rule 536 for green bubblegum."
Chad: "Bruuuuuuh."
Rule 536 by Dr. Drittunge February 9, 2021
Rule 5314
Rule 5314 by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020
53rd date rule
The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
53rd date rule by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026