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if something exists you can find it or a fake of it on the internet

there is no exception to this rule
dan: "dude someone was selling Mark Hoppus' penis on Ebay"

reply " rule 44"
rule 44 by mikea.c. December 22, 2008
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If something exist, then someone has kinned it.
Person A: oh man, a Thomas the train engine kin blog just followed me.
Person B: eh rule 44 man, just block 'em.
Rule 44 by lolliepops_rox May 16, 2018

Rule 444 

Girls dont poop.
Guy 1-"Yo man she's been in the bathroom for hours, shes gotta be droppin a load"

Guy 2-"nah man, rule 444, girls dont poop."
Rule 444 by Elmo Roosterwein April 27, 2009

Rule 444-P 

this rule states that no man should ever know when a girl is on the rag. (similar to the rule 444, girls dont poop). this rule implies that periods are not real and are lies. (guys dont like to think about them therefor we do not ever EVER).
girl- i cant have sex tonight

dude- why not baby

girl (acting as if we have heard or should know this befor hand)- im on my period

dude (now knowing that smell wasent a nasty fart and having self realization that she has blood and stink comming from her baby hole)- AHHHHH respect rule 444-p

Girl- huh

dude (mentally vomiting now knowing that he has the girl out of all of them that dose this)- guys dont know untill you tell.
Rule 444-P by fxguy May 18, 2010
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026