Rule 109 

If you ever get banned online, it is never your fault. The site/game/service is always to blame.

"Dude, I've been banned from 109 sites! But it's clearly the sites' fault and not my own, I did nothing wrong!"

Rule 109

Rule 109 by Stratos862 February 6, 2021

Rule 109 

If a song exists, there is a dubstep remix of it.

Person 1: Hey, check it out, I ran into that Maya Hee song on youtube.

Person 2: Play that shit man, I haven't heard it in ages!
Speakers: Maya wubwub Hee wubwub Mayahaha
Person 1: Really? So it has come to this?
Person 2: Rule 109, man, one oh nine.

Rule 109 by Hudson Hawk October 18, 2012