A reticulous animal, tentive to resort to using spam in a forum. It also has a tendancy to use the word "McPenis Fillet".
by Tommy November 13, 2004
A fucking bitch that always comes late and who is a fucking 12vie and knows it. Although he is big but when up against the boyz (Leo,Zane,Luke,Gabe, George, Mark) he is a little bitch that doesn’t know how to kick. Rueben doesn’t know how to send streaks and his retard because he is a 12vie. Rueben is a feminist and actually supports woman but really they should be in the kitchen. Rueben is a little pussy ass nigga that looks a shit memes and uses way to many emojis and if you look at that fucking little bitch he will actually give you cancer and you will fucking die of cringe
Mr mills: yo you little bitch Rueben Barr why tf you late
Rueben sorry his I was jerking off in the toilet
Gabe: walks in with cum on his mouth
Rueben: lick it off his face and swallow it
Gabe: please more daddy
Rueben: spanks Gabe like a bitch eating a cracker
Rueben: I will bitch
Big G: is there room for one more sugar daddy Rueben Barr
Rueben sorry his I was jerking off in the toilet
Gabe: walks in with cum on his mouth
Rueben: lick it off his face and swallow it
Gabe: please more daddy
Rueben: spanks Gabe like a bitch eating a cracker
Rueben: I will bitch
Big G: is there room for one more sugar daddy Rueben Barr
by Mr_linguine August 27, 2019
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by Beastycock December 3, 2018
The sister to a pressed ham (resting your nut sack on someone's forehead). Its when a woman rests her vaginal vulvan meat curtains on your forehead. The leaving of a slippery after-residue is completely dealers choice.
Dorthy Francis Mary Huffington totally gave me a rueben panini while I was sleeping and now my forehead feels and smells like old meat.
by Abbey Weiner & Dirt March 23, 2010
To smother your cock with corned beef and fumunda cheese before throat fucking your baby sister, forcing her to choke
by Omaha jack knob 2000 February 15, 2019