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One who re-introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. One who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again. Last but not least, the man that I am madly in love with.
There's only one example...Ruben himself.
by His Precious February 04, 2010
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Usually a Mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for anal... if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball... and then asks the girl to juggles his :P
if she doesn't fall for u pull a ruben.
by rubentj April 21, 2008
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A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.
I want to fuck ruben once, then fuck choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses.
by wannabe ruben fucker December 20, 2004
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When a Girls pussy looks like a New York Ruben
jim: hey did you fuck Megan?
connor: ya her pussy looks like a Ruben after I was done with it

nasty
pussy new york messed up add mayo
by HotLumps February 01, 2016
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Ruben is the type of person to be loyal to you and to never go back on his word handsome,sweet and a huge dick and some girls are saying I want me some Ruben 😜 but Ruben thinks no one likes himπŸ₯Ί and until the right person shows up if anyone hurts his girl he will knock anyone the fuck out
Girl 1:I really wish Ruben likes me
Girl 2: me to
by Ruben😜 February 18, 2019
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a cute ass potheaded mutha fucka who beasts it up on xbox live and is always burning his thumb when his parents go down the hill.
by rubenDaWG..XP July 07, 2011
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