A handsome sexy man that has one of the biggest dicks u can see. His eye lashes are so perfect and his eyebrows. He is overall a stunning man and all the chicks want him
Person 1- Do you have a ruben? ;)
by rubwn January 26, 2022
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(V) to use sarcastic emojis in text such as but not limited to 🤪🙂😀❤️😹.
The people were rubening in the comment section
It was filled with haha 😹 and no ❤️.
by hoodieddie July 19, 2020
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Ruben is a person whom you should not mess with. He knows your secrets, he knows your past, he knows who you are. He likes to observe and listen to his surroundings. Any little information he gets, he will use it to his advantage. He can ruin friendships, relationships, etc. So beware of him, for he will not hesitate to destroy your thoughts on someone or something. He is powerful and he knows it.
Ruben will not hurt you physically, but mentally he will if he feels like it!
by Dangerous Man November 22, 2021
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No not the sandwich, this is a dude.
This guy is definitely a charismatic fella. Sliding into those dm's like he's on ice, just about nothing blocks him from getting that number. He's even got connections to known prostitutes in Venezuela.
Sam: Bro I need some e-girls bad.
Anyone: just ask Ruben.
by The Boi from Colebrook May 22, 2019
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Ruben: "Sheesh"
by shys December 13, 2021
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A bad ass Puertorican who usually is really talented and funny also gets all the girls, he can slack off and people will do hes work for him some of the talents of a Ruben are usually Soccer, Skateboarding, surfing. Rubens are always very successful in life. Rubensare always gentlemen and always make a good boyfriend or husban rubens are always very popular and all the girls want him for his good looks athleticism and personality Rubens will always show you how to have a good time
Girl 1: omg did you see ruben today at the game, he looked so hit as always he even took his shirt off after the game omg he has a perfect body

Girl 2: Omg yes! i so have a crush on him hes so hot and athletic.

Girl 1: i wish he would notice me :(

Girl 2: ive only talked to him 3times and hes so nice and kind omg im in love!
Girl 1: ikr! me too!!
by rubens girlfriend but engaged December 18, 2013
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An awesome guy whose kinda short. He's Hispanic and loves to workout. Hes very strong and has a hot body. Hes great in bed and is the thing of girls dream. Very loyal to his friends and will do anything to protect them. If you find him never let him go because your regret it alot. He's extremely athletic but also is a badass. Don't fight him unless you want to go to the hospital.
Don't mess with Ruben he'll kick your ass!

Awww your so lucky that your boyfriend is a Ruben.
by Reddragonfire23 November 6, 2018
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