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Rub That 

Directions given to the girl from a guy in a dark theater usually in middle school
girl notices guy's boner and looks up into his eyes
guy: Rub That
girl molests her date through his pants while he longs for the opportunity to get head

Rub That requests are often given by guys who get longer thicker dicks sooner who hope showing dick will lead to oralness or anal with oral virgins. dick thinking blinds them to gross realities like many other guys having jizzed in her mouth just today risking getting jizz on dick or bonus std

guy: can I get head?
girl: maybe show me what you got
guy adjusts boner and drops trou
girl: nah your dick is too big
guy: it'll fit trust me
girl: too much lip stretch
guy: suck the tip some
girl: if you pass the magnum xl test you'll get some
girl: I'm gonna Rub That while we make out
Rub That by handie slut November 7, 2012

Rub That 

Verb: The action in which one rubs a very attractive female while admiring her beauty. This term can only be used in such rare occasions that the male comes across a "2" specimen on the binary scale.

In the case of a "2" specimen, the beauty must be extreme to the point that simply admiring her, as one would do to a fine work of art, is more desirable than engaging in sexual activities.

To "Rub That" is technically superior to "Tap That" though some will disagree. This is because the specimen is almost always more attractive.

Binary Scale:

-1 = Death at first sight
0 = I'm keeping my penis in my pants.
1 = Using penis to have sexual acts with specimen**
2 = Keeping distance or using hands to admire specimen*

* This act is defined as "Rubbing That"
**This act is defined as "Tapping That"
Yo, I was so dumbfounded by the beauty of this girl that i rubbed that.

The other day I saw this highly attractive specimen and my hand got all tingly because I wanted to rub that.

I stopped masturbating after I discovered the pleasure of rubbing that.

My wife uses cucumber scented moisturizers so that rubbing that is more pleasurable with her. It doesn't work though because my wife is morbidly obese and is covered in boils.

I often cry when rubbing that because the the pure beauty blinds my eyes.

Sometimes I rub leather furniture to simulate rubbing that.
Rub That by smooth hands April 19, 2010

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026