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Rowers ass 

When after a period of time the skin around a rowers ass crack starts to rip off and tear from working hard on either the erg or in the boat. Usually leading to stinging pain whenever rowing, sitting or when water gets on the effected area
Dude that row sucked. My rowers ass was stinging the entire time.

Yea man mine too, I cant even take a shower now.

Yea it sucks
Rowers ass by Hailedtooth January 31, 2023
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Mosman Rowers

n. A licensed premises located above the Mosman Rowing Club, in the affluent northern suburb of Mosman in Sydney, Australia. It is a famous 'pick-up' joint frequented by divorced females aged over 45. The women patrons are usually over-weight, well-worn (ugly and used-up), have dyed blond hair and wear inappropriately tight fitting clothing (borrowed from their 24 year old daughter's wardrobe). The male patrons are all baby boomer types over 50 years old, sporting a grey moustache (or other grey facial hair) and have a massive 'beer-gut' (fat stomachs). These sad creatures usually consume large amounts of alcohol before leaving with someone they have never met for a 5 minute session of 'grey-sex'.
Bill went to the Mosman Rowers to grab a granny. He needed 5 minutes of poor quality 'grey-sex'.
Mosman Rowers by Ian Grant November 11, 2004

Dulwich college (london) rowers 

Too hot to handle -
Amazing rowers omg the boats go literally so fast but they have amazing bodies and look good when they row. They all have fluffy hair the stroke’s and 3 seat boys are cute. Can’t wait to see them at the next race
Better than Kings xoxo Gassip Gorl
gemma- Omg did you see those guys with amazing bodies.
hannah- Yeah the J17 stroke with fluffy hair is all mine.
gemma- They’re obviously Dulwich college (London) rowers

Hannah- Obvs cus Kings college boys are fugly druggies who suck at rowing,

Tryhard Rower 

A tryhard rower is a idiot that is too stupid to do anything related to academics so they have to join a sport that requires zero thinking processes and wave their arms around and flex their none existent muscles infront of all the intelligent human beings. Common names for tryhard rowers are: Ewan, Riley, Dylan, Braden, Martin and Nick. Tryhard Rowers also likes to eat bad pasta and drink badly mixed power drinks at the rowing races.
Oh Nick is being a tryhard Rower, he is getting teary and mad because we are not trying hard enough.
Tryhard Rower by killerkermit04 February 17, 2019

Walter Roberson 

A man who has put up so many answers up in the MATLAB forums some question if it is just one man doing this, or an army of elves under Walter's control. His current answer count is up over 41,000
OP: How do I do this in matlab
Walter Roberson: One line of code
OP: Well damn, that was easy
Walter Roberson by bigredguy456 February 26, 2019

Roversham 

In the dog food aisle Mike asked Kerry if Roversham needed food,Kerry replied no just bought some at the pet food store.Keeping in mind they do not have a dog and this was simply stated in front of other shoppers to make them look like dog owners if only for a brief moment.
Roversham by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 4, 2019

Star Rogers 

An alcoholic beverage constructed of a PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon) 160z with a lemon wedge inserted into the can. The origin of this drink is Honolulu, HI.

Considered the most luxurious budget drink ever concocted by mankind.
Bartender: "What are we having boys?"
You: "I'll take a Star Rogers"
Bartender: "Coming right up."
Star Rogers by Ariesy September 7, 2019