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rough draft 

An advanced form of the "spicey edit", the rough draft is a completely fabricated story made up to stir up some drama and entertain its audience.

Person 1: This morning, Lisa told me she was up all night because you were making such a racket upstairs.

Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
rough draft by 313vagina March 5, 2009
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rough draft 

1. A song by Yellowcard, the bonus song on "One for the Kids"

2. The thing middle school and high school teachers force you to turn in, which most people, including me, write AFTER the final draft by intentionally inserting errors within the final draft.
1. Man that song Rough Draft by Yellowcard is amazing, I can relate to it so well.

2. Damn that english teacher, she forces us to write a rough draft even if the first time we write it is perfect. Not only that, but she is counting it as 50% of the test grade, what a bitch.
rough draft by Daniel S September 2, 2005

Rough Draft 

One who is of no comparison to Kelsey a.k.a Ja-Hurd
Someone who wish's they were a Final Copy but in the end they just dont have what it takes
Rough Draft by Fred Bob November 26, 2003

saving a rough draft 

When you are in the middle of urinating, and decide you might have to take a shit soon, so you don't flush the toilet right away. Saving a rough draft can be out of a sincere desire to conserve water, or just out of sheer laziness.
Dude, why didn't you flush?
Oh, sorry about that. I was saving a rough draft.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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