A true act of terrorism for sick people. A “Rotten Tomato” is your typical latex water balloon with one major flaw, or upgrade depending on how sick you are. The tosser will fill a red, orange, yellow, or green balloon with one or more helpings of diarrhea (fresh or seasoned acceptable). The process of filling the balloon requires ingenuity beyond the scope of this article. Don’t be afraid to get creative.
Tosser: My vegetable of a neighbor used to enjoy our conversations before I nailed his wheel chair with fresh rotten tomato.
by Douchier than thou February 11, 2021
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It can an actual roten tomato or a different bit of litter or garbage.
It can an actual roten tomato or a different bit of litter or garbage.
by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020
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Get the Rotten Tomato mug.the sick act of dismembering the phallic member of a man and proceeding to screw it onto his decapitated head
by sneakdissah August 27, 2025
Get the Rotten Tomato mug.That poor girl was ruined after I got through with her. It looked like a rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it.
by RangerZak March 27, 2011
Get the Rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it mug.If there is an overwhelming score rating discrepancy between the movie critics and the audience, the audience score is more trustworthy.
A: Bro did you see that overwhelmingly positive score for that movie Cuties?
B: But we hated it so much and the most folks hate it too!
A: Rotten tomato's law bro.
B: But we hated it so much and the most folks hate it too!
A: Rotten tomato's law bro.
by throwaway04223 May 30, 2021
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*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
by DarthXanax August 19, 2013
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