You have never heard of the name Rosanise. It's the kind of name that has to be repeated three times in a bar. However, the person behind this name is a totally rad, witty, intelligent individual. Rosanise is always up for adventure, finding new trails, and is not afraid to try anything. She's beautiful, smaller in stature, and has a look that says, "I'm fucking cool and I know it but I'm chill brah." A unique quality of Rosanise, is that she can identify any pine. 10/10 scientist. 10/10 friend.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).