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Rosamond 

A city in Kern County. It's not Lancaster, and it's not Bakersfield. It's a dump that has no stores and all of the people are either drug dealers or old people who hate you.

There is a skate park with 2 ramps. This place really does suck. It's in the middle of nowhere, and if you think about moving here you're better off in one of the cities beyond it. The nearest Walmart is like 50 miles away. WALMART.

There is also a race track but that sucks too. There's a lion compound and all of the lions are depressed so that sucks too.

If you absolutely HAVE to come to Rosamond, you're better off going to the gas station right off the freeway, and getting back on the freeway ASAP.

Seriously this place is a dump.
Welcome to Rosamond! There is a lot of sand here, now LINE 'EM UP!
Rosamond by Lined 'em up December 15, 2010
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Rosamond 

1. Rose on a montain

2.A mountain of roses. The amout of roses you get when dealin with a Jordan

3. Somebody who burns a lot of Rose scented insence
Where did you get that Rosamond?

From Jordan
Rosamond by Jahz River March 14, 2010

Rosamond Gifford Zoo 

The best zoo in central New York known for their elephants, tigers, and spoonbill

Rosamunde 

Fitness fanatic, sporty squee babe who is ultimately sporty. brings home boys, but they get stolen off her, generally by zoe. ultimately trendy, and can mix a mean strong drink, generally termed a "munde-mix"
Oh that is so rosamunde to have that boy stolen off her.
Rosamunde by squee-girl May 1, 2010

Rosamunda 

Sometimes shortened to rosie, a rosamunda is a large unexpected orgasm.
Wow, i just had a huge rosamunda
Rosamunda by dollymixx April 14, 2009

Rosaminda 

She's undeniably gorgeous and independent woman who knows her worth. Her bright smiles can give comfort to you. Consider yourself lucky if you got a friend Rosaminda because she truly cares and love her friends, especially her besties! When you to got know her, you will never regret it. She will be there for you no matter how far you are. Btw, u can call her Sanang!
Wow! Who is that chick?

Oh! I know her, She's Rosaminda!
Rosaminda by MblynNwyrk June 7, 2021

Rossmond 

This person is very fragile, he always cry when he's hurt. He always seek for attention and is very talkative. He loves to sing and dance but not too good at it, he wants to be an international idol and a great performer.❤❤
Rossmond is handsome.
Rossmond by Khyro Koeshi June 8, 2021