A moon roof nigger is a person who smokes marijuana with his friend in a car during the rain with the windows open, then asks his friends to put the windows up so the rain does not come in; but in order to let the smoke out of the car he decides to open the moon roof of his car which contradicts the action of closing the windows to keep the rain from coming in. This person acted like a nigger therefore this person is described as a being a Moon roof nigger.
yo guys close the windows so my car don't get wet; but i got to get the smoke out so ill just open the moon roof.
friends: (laughing) your so retarded you a Moon roof nigger.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!