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A slang term for masturbation and ejaculation almost always involving porn.
I'm going to go home, watch a movie, eat some food, then roit.
Roit by Wapatolakesquad July 18, 2017
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The way irish people say the word right.
''which way do we go? left or roit?''
roit by choiz#1 October 10, 2006
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An amazing Modern Warfare 3 Clan that originated when someone spelt the word "RIOT" wrong. And ROIT was born.
Noob 1: Is that...ROIT?
Noob 2: OH CRAP! RUN!
Roit by ayeconnell October 1, 2012
1.Similar to 'right,' but better; Correctful

2. Sarcastic manner in which to pretend to agree, but, in fact, strongly disagree
Roit!!

2."Dude I had sex with my teacher!"
"Roit..."
Roit by Ram-Dawg June 24, 2004
Acronym 1: Return on invested time
ROIT: I invest X many hours doind Y(reading, writing, training, fighting) and in return i expect to gain Z(aspects of understanding, pages written, muscle groups targeted, significant strikes landed).
ROIT by RedxShadow January 20, 2022

I fuckin' bate ya, roit? 

The sentence most commonly uttered by knackers. Translated, it probably means something like: "I am going to fucking punch and kick you repeatedly, and if you try to resist, I'll stab you with my screwdriver, then steal your clothes and sell them in Clara Market, is that okay?" Usually results in the knacker in question getting beat, then running off into the distance shouting "I get me brudder after ya". In many cases, the "brudder" (brother) is also the "fadder" (father).
Knacker (to Passer-By): Howya boss, gizza fiver for me fuckin' Christmas tree, will ya?"
Passer-By: Eh, that's a thorn bush, it's got a trolly stuck in it, and it's the middle of June.
Knacker: You fuckin' shlaggin' my fuckin' Christmas tree, are ya? I fuckin' bate ya, roit?
I fuckin' bate ya, roit? by Me McMe September 23, 2005

roitalians 

Roitalians are skids who act like italians in state games like State Of Mayflower or State Of Ridgeway. They are mexicans irl.
Hey dude do you see those annoying roitalians with a salvo at dealership, lets go jump his mexican ass.
roitalians by Mayflode May 7, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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