Rohipster

A hipster prone to administering rohipnol to unsuspecting females, as, they obviously could not get them if they tried.

Did you see that rohipster adjusting his overalls and playing with his beard as he slipped a roofie into her drink.

by Stillarocker August 18, 2013

Rofisterie

One fist goes in the mouth, and the other fist goes in the ass, then you start spinning.

I rofisteried that dog.

by Littledick August 5, 2017

Rosisterie

The act of a threesome (2 females and 1 male), where in the females wear strap on sexual devices and insert one into the males rectum and one into his mouth, effectively putting him on the Rosisterie.

Dude, don't do a 3some with those two girls, Its not as much fun as you think and i have not pooped right in a week! they like the rosisterie!

by Rowdy42 April 22, 2011

ripster

the counter-culture to hipsters.

a ripster doesnt do what they do because they want to be cool, they just do it to have fun, the result is they look cool, and people try to do it too.

by sickem shure July 5, 2005

rhipster

the extreme variation of a "hipster". also known as- the radical hipster

i went to this rhipster party last night: there was enough second-hand smoke to devastate the cast of mad men, and satisfiable amounts of referencing to david lynch films that would impress even the most pretentious of scoffing gypsies.

hipster, radical hipster, scenester, gypsy, vintage clothing, unfiltered-cigarettes and the opposition of belmonts, second-hand opinions, pretentious, arguments for the sake of arguments, trying really hard not to care (and caring), religious views based off of day-time tv, misunderstood symbol-tattoos, photography, frugal lifestyles, vegetarianism, veganism, dim-lighting, modernism, post-modernism, candles, broken things, dirty, things found in alleys, people found in alleys, starving your pets, sass, philosophy majors, "artists", like to p(art)y

by HipStahBrah January 17, 2011

Ripster Scale

Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale

The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.

At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.

by The Real Toots McGee September 20, 2011

Roister Roll

The act of unleashing uncontrollable bursts of laughter privately, (or publicly) to the point of hysteria or hyperventilation. A laugh is unique and entrusted to everyone, but a roister roll is for the gifted few blessed with overachieving glee!

Oh man....while eating at the cafe the other day, Brittany unleashed her roister roll.

Haha...was everyone in the place staring at you?

Are you kidding, of course, it had it's own echo.

by lennonutt March 28, 2011