i went to this rhipster party last night: there was enough second-hand smoke to devastate the cast of mad men, and satisfiable amounts of referencing to david lynch films that would impress even the most pretentious of scoffing gypsies.

hipster, radical hipster, scenester, gypsy, vintage clothing, unfiltered-cigarettes and the opposition of belmonts, second-hand opinions, pretentious, arguments for the sake of arguments, trying really hard not to care (and caring), religious views based off of day-time tv, misunderstood symbol-tattoos, photography, frugal lifestyles, vegetarianism, veganism, dim-lighting, modernism, post-modernism, candles, broken things, dirty, things found in alleys, people found in alleys, starving your pets, sass, philosophy majors, "artists", like to p(art)y

I've been jabbed

Did you see his shirt? He's so hipster

Nah, he's cooler than that, he's a rhipster.