An old device for entertaining children in the shape of a horse. The child sits on the body of the wooden horse and rocks quickly back and forth. If there are two children in the same room, they hold a competition of who can stay on through the most violent rocking. Bonus points if you get thrown over the front.
The boy played on the rocking horse in his nursery, somehow defying its design and not flinging himself over the front
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth
by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023
by Vivector February 04, 2004
E.G. : a gay man (usually an andy) that rocks on top of a dick instead of taking it like a lady.
I rode my roommate Joe so hard last night he made me look like a rocking horse topper...
I rode my roommate Joe so hard last night he made me look like a rocking horse topper...
by J B B J October 27, 2011
by Finbarthebad May 19, 2007
by The Return of Light Joker April 12, 2011
That's as rare as rocking horse shit.
by teddyc June 23, 2008
Grant: I'm clearly awesome in every way, shape, or form, but unfortunately I'm bored off my rocking horse.
by EntendreX2 October 24, 2015