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Rockapotomus

What anthony keidis had in his hand before his happy ending made of sand
Warlocks in wonderland
I've gotta Rockapotomus in my hand
With a happy ending that's made of sand
With a little bit of lovin', is all I can
by trafficones March 23, 2026
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Rockapotamus

A very small hippopotamus that can fit into your pocket. When needed it can be withdrawn to play music through its mouth

(Still requires all the veterinary care of a regular hippopotamus)
Check it out bro! I've gotta Rockapotamus in my hand!
by JohnnyRevolver January 13, 2009
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Rocktopotomus

Halk Octopus, half Hipopotomus, all Rock!!
this reclusive beast is said to be able to play the triple guitar owing to its many tentacles and protrusions. Many have lost not only thier lives but also thier very souls to this fearsome denizen of the shadows.
"I can't tell if I like that Rocktopotomus' hat or not."

"Man, I'd give my toenail clippins to be a Rocktopotomus!!"
by Pruu December 13, 2005
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