Robin Hooding 

When you take a shit, and you shit so hard that your turd punctures another turd

"I went on a cheese factory tour, and they gave me way too many free samples. I ended up robin hooding on the toilet the next morning. I'm actually pretty proud of myself."

Robin Hooding by Will Fukyamama June 19, 2017

Robin Hooding 

Preventing the government from doing something you believe is wrong. Robin Hooding Meters- Paying a persons expired meter when a parking enforcement officer is near.

We're going to go Robin Hooding and feed people's meters.

We went to downtown today and Robin Hooded meters.

Robin Hooding by PseudoWonKanobie27 May 16, 2013

robin hooding 

when one male licks the shaft of another man's penis, before inserting the tip of his penis into said man's urethra.

Rich was all like, "what's up man?", before he violently grabbed Russell's shaft and and decided to go all robin hooding on that dick.

robin hooding by Agent O October 7, 2013

Robin Hooding 

Robin Hooding is Club Membership. Were the wife of a rich man desires to be tied naked to a small table, and sexually exposed in a poor side of town. A sign saying use this rich bitch sexually get a $20, All three holes open, and available for use ! She can start at any level of $20s from $500-$2500 when the husband appointed Robin Hood passes out the last $20 he can untie the slut wife, and take her back home to her rich cuck husband. She can't be a true member of the Robin Hood club till she reaches the $2500 a week level.

Now that your a successful business man. Is your wife a member of Robin Hooding?

Robin Hooding by Simply Sir Robert April 26, 2017

Robin Hooding 

A variation of a three-way in which a male is performing anal sex on another male who is simulaneously performing anal sex on a female (all while standing), stemming from when Robin Hood shot an arrow directly into the butt of another arrow.

The gay dude ended up Robin Hooding his boyfriend and a chick from the bar.

Robin Hooding by Sho'tay July 22, 2010

Robin Hooding 

Similar to the classic trope of Robin Hood or another skilled archer splitting an arrow with another, Robin Hooding is the act of running erect-penis-first into an ass, and then a second penis wielder running dick-first into the previous runner's ass.

Listen, when my fiancé agreed to a threesome, I didn't expect to go Robin Hooding with a guy twice my size.

Robin Hooding by Skaldic June 10, 2022

Drunk Robin Hooding 

The act of stealing when intoxicated, only to feel guilty the next day and give the items to charity.

"How comes that designer leather jacket ended up in the charity shop for only £2?"
"It must have been Drunk Robin Hooding"

Drunk Robin Hooding by Sobski February 12, 2009