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Road sign 

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When you aggressively steal a road sign and use it to fuck your mom until she screams then use it on your whole family until they scream or cum and then jerk off onto it and then impregnate your sister with the road sign
Person 1: i did a road sign to my family
Person 2: Same
Road sign by Vexk April 12, 2022
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Road sign 

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A person with a dick the curves to the right or left like a street sign directing traffic
John has a road sign
Road sign by Kietanium March 12, 2021
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Road sign • Road Sign Material (RSM) • Road Sign Quarterback • Road sign stealing • Texas Road Sign • Stop sign at the end of the road • Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road • awkward roadsign • Salty RoadSign • road rules

Road Sign Quarterback 

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A simple game with one or more players. Consist of driving along empty highway, taking empty bottles, usually freshly consumed, throwing them from the moving vehicle at oncoming road signs. One point per smashed bottle. For the ametures this is easily accomplished from the passanger side of the vehicle, but the seasoned veterans have been known to score a few points from the drivers side.
Man, I was 500 last night at Road Sign Quarterback while driving up here.
Road Sign Quarterback by Wayside September 25, 2006
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Road Sign Material (RSM) 

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Any items collected i.e.. bottles, jars, railroad spikes, televisions, guitars, fish, donuts etc. and then taken into your car and thrown at road signs.
My friend and I had a great day throwing road sign material (RSM) out of his car.
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Road sign stealing

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When you go and steal road signs to put on your wall or sell for monitary gain
“Yo I just went road sign stealing last night it looks sick on my wall”
Road sign stealing by Bede Johnson June 25, 2026
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Texas Road Sign

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Put hot sauce on your arm and shove it firmly into your significant others butthole
Levi and Karen did the Texas Road sign,both had a firey ass
Texas Road Sign by KEATONANDGEAR November 29, 2017
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Stop sign at the end of the road 

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When you see a Stop sign at the end of the road and it's like you know you can't go another further.
I'm working on this project, but it feels like there's a stop sign at the end of the road that I am standing on
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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