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Road Ranger 

A sexual escapade inspired by the Lone Ranger. It is when a woman straddles her lover while he is driving. She rides in the fashion that a ranger would his horse, with urgency and passion. At the moment of completion she dismounts her steed, grabs his member and makes a mask across her eyes with his glory.
After a long drive through Nebraska all that kept me sane was when my girlfriend completed a road ranger for me. Took me two sessions to finish her mask.
Road Ranger by Tonto steed September 29, 2012
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Road Rager 

When some individual has a boner when driving, typically stated by the individual.
Man: whoa girl you just cut that guy off bad
Girl: sorry i have Road rage
Man: ... I have a ROAD RAGER ;)
Road Rager by McClark March 26, 2009