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Road Pirate

A road pirate is a person that is employed by the state to steal money from you as you drive. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, parking lots or speeding past you on the road. Their cars are equipped with sirens and lights to scare you into pulling over when they are behind you. Their cars also have cages in them where they will place you to transport you to a larger cage.
I was stopped by a road pirate today while driving to work. He said I was speeding and threatened to put me in a cage unless I sent money to his employers.
Road Pirate by krazimu May 10, 2014
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Road Pirate

(n.) A person that is employed by the corporate State as a Policy Enforcer (Polic-e) to steal money from you as you travel the public roads. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, bushes and in concealed parking lots. Many times they will speed past you recklessly looking at their cell phones. They are armed and their automobiles are equipped with sirens and lights to make it easier to force you off the road in places to impede other travelers. Favorite saying is "STOP RESISTING!!!"
The Road Pirate forced me off the road and claimed I owed his company 500 dollars.
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Road pirate

A gypsy, Who lives in a caravan and lives where ever. They travel round fighting, attacking and stealing. They will take everythink which is worth money. If your not careful they will live in your garden. To make money they steal or sell clothes pegs and false gold earings. If you think you see one stay well away or ATTACK with a stick.
Person 1: Now dont go down to the woods. Road pirates are living there now.
Person 2: Ok..
Person 1: and watch out for their dirty dogs and horses! You dont what to be ill for the rest of your life.
Road pirate by Courtney Dawe June 11, 2006

Road Pirate

Simple Peasant Folk usually of Gypsy origin and with low IQs. A road Pirate uses a Ford Focus RS as their vehicle of choice. They tend to drive very badly, often forcing other road users to pull over. A heirachy exists within this group based on who has the loudest exhaust. Road pirates can be spotted congregating in groups in public car parks and talking complete and utter bullshit about their driving achievements. Unfortunately as they drive so badly, in practice their only achievement is getting their car out of the drive intact.
Did you see that road pirate stack it on the bend?
Road Pirate by Turbobeast July 14, 2015

Road Pirate

People who usually have low IQ call Police "road pirates" when they allegedly "steal" from the people who drive and break the traffic laws and than claim they did nothing wrong.
Fucking Road Pirates stopped me and stole my money.

Road Pirate

A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.
I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.
Road Pirate by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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