A road pirate is a person that is employed by the state to steal money from you as you drive. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, parking lots or speeding past you on the road. Their cars are equipped with sirens and lights to scare you into pulling over when they are behind you. Their cars also have cages in them where they will place you to transport you to a larger cage.
I was stopped by a road pirate today while driving to work. He said I was speeding and threatened to put me in a cage unless I sent money to his employers.
by krazimu March 28, 2014
(n.) A person that is employed by the corporate State as a Policy Enforcer (Polic-e) to steal money from you as you travel the public roads. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, bushes and in concealed parking lots. Many times they will speed past you recklessly looking at their cell phones. They are armed and their automobiles are equipped with sirens and lights to make it easier to force you off the road in places to impede other travelers. Favorite saying is "STOP RESISTING!!!"
by State Citizen Trust June 22, 2023
Simple Peasant Folk usually of Gypsy origin and with low IQs. A road Pirate uses a Ford Focus RS as their vehicle of choice. They tend to drive very badly, often forcing other road users to pull over. A heirachy exists within this group based on who has the loudest exhaust. Road pirates can be spotted congregating in groups in public car parks and talking complete and utter bullshit about their driving achievements. Unfortunately as they drive so badly, in practice their only achievement is getting their car out of the drive intact.
by Turbobeast July 2, 2015
People who usually have low IQ call Police "road pirates" when they allegedly "steal" from the people who drive and break the traffic laws and than claim they did nothing wrong.
by FBIManfredAlbrech May 30, 2019
A gypsy, Who lives in a caravan and lives where ever. They travel round fighting, attacking and stealing. They will take everythink which is worth money. If your not careful they will live in your garden. To make money they steal or sell clothes pegs and false gold earings. If you think you see one stay well away or ATTACK with a stick.
Person 1: Now dont go down to the woods. Road pirates are living there now.
Person 2: Ok..
Person 1: and watch out for their dirty dogs and horses! You dont what to be ill for the rest of your life.
Person 2: Ok..
Person 1: and watch out for their dirty dogs and horses! You dont what to be ill for the rest of your life.
by Courtney Dawe June 5, 2006
A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.
by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023