Road head 

Head received on a lengthy car ride to ensure normal blood circulation to lower extremeties. Doctors recommend this once hourly.

Doctor in emergency room : Sir how long has it been since you last received Road Head?
Victim: Two hours

Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD

Road head by Middle aged middle white male November 7, 2018

Road head 

Road head is sucking a guy off while he's driving. Hazards include decreased concentration in recipient of said blowjob, risk of sticky white stain on pants if your girl isn't a swallower, and of course getting caught by a cop

—Unofficial Guide to Giving Road Head—

Road head is awesome. The adrenaline rush of flying down the road with a dick down your throat is addicting. You just have to trust your man's driving ability.

Build up to it properly. Maybe he likes you to tease him first, or maybe it turns him on if you just attack him; road head is not about you, it's about him. Yeah, give this definition a big thumbs down if you think that's sexist, but I'm a girl and I take pride in giving great blowjobs, and giving great blowjobs means doing what he likes.

Wet your mouth. I don't care if the only thing in your vehicle is a three-day-old can of Dr Pepper, chug that bitch. Work up some spit in your mouth, get on your knees in the seat, and go for the D.

DO NOT use teeth. Keep in mind that the owner of this dick is driving the car you're riding in. Make it the best blowjob ever. If you're good at it, a blowjob is better for him than sex. So look your hottest, suck him till he cums and swallow it. Nothing good ever came of spitting, and anyway cum is a great source of protein!

Follow this guide and I guarantee you your man will never fuck your pussy again, he'll like your tongue too much

My boyfriend plays Backroad by Corey Smith in his truck when he's in the mood, so I curl up in the seat with my head in his lap, pull out his huge dick and suck it like it was the last blowjob of my life. He scratches my back, pulls my hair and slaps my ass because he knows what I like. After he cums down my throat, he pulls me up to him and kisses me, and says "damn baby, that was the best road head ever! I almost said the L word!"

Road head by Setting_the_record_straight February 3, 2015

road head 

its road head...when your driving your car on the "road" and your chick goes down on you.. cruse controll is recommened for this because of the lack of concentration

shelly gave me road head and i got pulled over for doing 3 in a 45..

road head by muffbag25 July 14, 2006

road head 

The absolute greatest thing a sexually active male with a drivers licence and a car can wish for. Truly a slice of fried gold. Simply the most amazing feeling in the world. Although very dangerous to someone who needsto be consintrating while driving. However one needs not worry if they are spoted by an officer of the law while recieving road head, for in my experience they tend to applaude.

I was driving, my girlfriend was sitting next to me. It was a beautiful day, we had decided to take the longer, scenic route. Then suddenly she started giving me pleasure Lewinsky style, and i felt like a god. When it was over I turned to her and said, "Honey, you give the best road head in the world."

road head by The Dark Lord of Bass September 30, 2005

road head 

to receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle, usually on the interstate, but always more interesting while in heavy traffic

she was giving me road head and i almost caused a pile up when i blew my wad

road head by juice November 3, 2002

road head 

the act of getting domed while DRIVING

CAUTION: !not for beginners!

I was getting road head and crashed into a telephone pole.

road head by ED May 13, 2005

road head 

mobile oral facilitator, blow job in car, bus, boat, train, plane, or spaceship

I was driving down the road and she gave me road head!!!

road head by Burger15 October 6, 2011