It was looking to be a long drive, so I asked my boyfriend, "Arthur, I'm bored, will you give me road head?" I leaned over and kissed him, making him softly moan. I licked for entrance to his mouth and he complied, and I explored the inside of his mouth, running my tongue across his teeth and dancing with his own. I was half-hard just from the kiss. He pulled away blushing and agreed to give the head. I refocused on the road, although my attention hitched as he pulled down the zipper with his teeth and pulled down the boxers over my erection with his hand. I gasped audibly as he licked sexily from base to tip then swallowed me all at once. Arthur began to move his head up and down, expertly deep throating me. Before long, my erection was weeping, and he was playing with the slit with his tongue. By this time, I was almost unable to keep the car going in a straight line, even though I had switched to cruise long before. "Arthur! I'm...g-going to...to-ahhh!" he started to moan against me, humming along to the song we had playing on the radio. The vibrations made it so I couldn't control myself. I came into his mouth screaming "Arthur!", and he expertly swallowed my orgasm. Then I looked up to correct my driving. I readjusted my trajectory and continued on course while Arthur used a Kleenex to wipe up the saliva and spillage still on myself. Arthur then leaned in to kiss me again and I could taste myself. Weakly, I mumbled, "I love you, Arthur." He smiled and kissed me again.
by Kiya White July 02, 2011
What the minger #2 said while listening to Weird Al. Bascially what everyone else said: To receive oral sexual pleasure while operating a motorized vehicle.
by Stive April 12, 2004
Head received on a lengthy car ride to ensure normal blood circulation to lower extremeties. Doctors recommend this once hourly.
Doctor in emergency room : Sir how long has it been since you last received Road Head?
Victim: Two hours
Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD
Victim: Two hours
Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD
by Middle aged middle white male November 08, 2018
I had this girl give me ROADHEAD and she didnt swallow, got jizz on my pants - thats why I created the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT.
by www.ROADHEADrules.com April 20, 2003
Road head is sucking a guy off while he's driving. Hazards include decreased concentration in recipient of said blowjob, risk of sticky white stain on pants if your girl isn't a swallower, and of course getting caught by a cop
—Unofficial Guide to Giving Road Head—
Road head is awesome. The adrenaline rush of flying down the road with a dick down your throat is addicting. You just have to trust your man's driving ability.
Build up to it properly. Maybe he likes you to tease him first, or maybe it turns him on if you just attack him; road head is not about you, it's about him. Yeah, give this definition a big thumbs down if you think that's sexist, but I'm a girl and I take pride in giving great blowjobs, and giving great blowjobs means doing what he likes.
Wet your mouth. I don't care if the only thing in your vehicle is a three-day-old can of Dr Pepper, chug that bitch. Work up some spit in your mouth, get on your knees in the seat, and go for the D.
DO NOT use teeth. Keep in mind that the owner of this dick is driving the car you're riding in. Make it the best blowjob ever. If you're good at it, a blowjob is better for him than sex. So look your hottest, suck him till he cums and swallow it. Nothing good ever came of spitting, and anyway cum is a great source of protein!
Follow this guide and I guarantee you your man will never fuck your pussy again, he'll like your tongue too much
—Unofficial Guide to Giving Road Head—
Road head is awesome. The adrenaline rush of flying down the road with a dick down your throat is addicting. You just have to trust your man's driving ability.
Build up to it properly. Maybe he likes you to tease him first, or maybe it turns him on if you just attack him; road head is not about you, it's about him. Yeah, give this definition a big thumbs down if you think that's sexist, but I'm a girl and I take pride in giving great blowjobs, and giving great blowjobs means doing what he likes.
Wet your mouth. I don't care if the only thing in your vehicle is a three-day-old can of Dr Pepper, chug that bitch. Work up some spit in your mouth, get on your knees in the seat, and go for the D.
DO NOT use teeth. Keep in mind that the owner of this dick is driving the car you're riding in. Make it the best blowjob ever. If you're good at it, a blowjob is better for him than sex. So look your hottest, suck him till he cums and swallow it. Nothing good ever came of spitting, and anyway cum is a great source of protein!
Follow this guide and I guarantee you your man will never fuck your pussy again, he'll like your tongue too much
My boyfriend plays Backroad by Corey Smith in his truck when he's in the mood, so I curl up in the seat with my head in his lap, pull out his huge dick and suck it like it was the last blowjob of my life. He scratches my back, pulls my hair and slaps my ass because he knows what I like. After he cums down my throat, he pulls me up to him and kisses me, and says "damn baby, that was the best road head ever! I almost said the L word!"
by Setting_the_record_straight February 03, 2015
by ass clown February 08, 2003
its road head...when your driving your car on the "road" and your chick goes down on you.. cruse controll is recommened for this because of the lack of concentration
by muffbag25 July 14, 2006